In a universe vast where stars and planets align,
Destiny 2 beckons, its narrative divine.
Guardians rise, in light and shadow they stand,
Defending the cosmos, a brave, valiant band.
With guns ablaze and powers that astound,
Through time and space, their legends are bound.
Each battle a saga, each strike a song,
In this dance of destiny, we all belong.
Against forces dark and futures untold,
Their courage unfolds, both gallant and bold.
So here's to the Guardians, in their glorious fight,
In Destiny 2, where stars shine ever bright!
In this game of valor, where destinies weave,
A tapestry of tales, in which we believe!
The Angry Troll
Destiny 2, the endless grind fest in space. It’s like they took the first game, added more lights, and called it a sequel. The story? The story’s as compelling as a gnome's shopping list. “Epic” they say? I've seen more epic brawls in a tavern over the last leg of lamb. You shoot the same enemies a zillion times, hoping for a shiny drop - it's like playing a slot machine with lasers. And the DLCs? They’re like bad movie sequels – unnecessary, expensive, and they never live up to the hype. The community? A mix of elitists and noobs with the balance of a seesaw. Give me a real sword and a worthy foe, not this space opera with lasers.