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Release Date: 03/08/2023

Developer: Larian Studios | Publisher: Larian Studios

Genres: Adventure RPG Strategy

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Behold, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls! The cheerful Gurg and the irritable Grundle — together they bring songs of praise and mutterings of discontent about Baldur’s Gate III.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
Oh, Baldur's Gate, the third of thy name,
In the realm of RPGs, you set the game.
With a world so vast, and stories deep,
Where dragons soar and shadows creep.

Your characters rich, with tales untold,
In dungeons dark and forests old.
Magic and swordplay, a dance divine,
In Faerûn's land, where legends intertwine.

A multiplayer journey, friends beside,
Through trials and treachery, you deftly guide.
Choices that matter, paths that twist,
In every corner, adventure exists.

So here's to thee, Baldur's Gate, a tale so bright,
In realms of fantasy, a pure delight!
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Baldur's Gate 3? More like Boredom's Gate. This game's as exciting as watching moss grow on a dungeon wall. They promised a grand RPG, but delivered a snoozefest with characters duller than a rusted sword. Dialogue's so long-winded, you could take a nap and miss nothing. Combat's like playing chess with molasses pieces. And bugs? I've seen less in a swamp. The graphics are nice, if you enjoy staring at the same 'epic' landscapes for hours. It's a fantasy game that forgot the fantasy part. Great for insomniacs, though – better than counting sheep in plate armor.

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