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Release Date: 10/11/2015

Developer: Bethesda Game Studios | Publisher: Bethesda Softworks

Genres: Action Action RPG Open World RPG Single-Player

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Melodies & Mockeries


Behold, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls! The cheerful Gurg and the irritable Grundle — together they bring songs of praise and mutterings of discontent about Fallout 4.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
Oh, hear me sing of Fallout's lore,
In Boston's wastes, its tales galore!
Where vaulted dwellers brave the night,
'Neath stars o'er Diamond City's light.

Vault One-One-One, our shelter, our fort,
A Sole Survivor ventures forth from its port.

In Power Armor, clad so bold,
Midst ruins rich with stories old.

Ghouls, raiders, and creatures most vile,
Yet prospects brighten with each hard-earned mile.

Yet 'twixt the strife, a thread of hope,
With comrades true, through perils cope.
Craft, build, and make the old anew,
In Commonwealth's embrace, hearts true.

So raise your Nuka-Cola high!
For in this world, even the brave may cry,
But laughter conquers, spirit ne'er dies,
In Fallout's shadow, humanity lies.
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Fallout 4? More like Fallout Bore. The game promises an expansive wasteland adventure but delivers a glorified junk collecting simulator. Wander around, pick up trash, and occasionally talk to cardboard NPCs with emotional ranges of a toaster. Crafting? I didn't realize I signed up for a post-apocalyptic episode of "DIY Home Renovation." Let's not even get started on the "improved" settlement building—because who doesn’t want to waste hours crafting shantytowns instead of exploring a post-apocalyptic wasteland? They said it was a role-playing game, but the only role you play is a glorified errand boy in a world where your choices matter as much as a radroach in a Deathclaw den. Graphics are as dated as a 200-year-old can of beans. At least the mod community knows how to polish a turd.

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