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Release Date: 17/09/2013

Developer: Rockstar Games | Publisher: Rockstar Games

Genres: Adventure Multiplayer Online Game Open World Shooter

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Behold, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls! The cheerful Gurg and the irritable Grundle — together they bring songs of praise and mutterings of discontent about Grand Theft Auto 5.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
Harken to the tale of Los Santos, wide,
Where Grand Theft Auto's legends reside.
A city vast, where dreams and dangers dance,
In streets of shadow, chance and circumstance.

Here, three souls weave their disparate fate,
Through heists and hustle, against a state.
Michael, Franklin, Trevor – names well known,
In this sprawling urban throne.

Fast cars roar, as neon lights flicker and blaze,
In this realm of nights and sun-scorched days.
From Vinewood's hills to the bustling pier,
Each corner holds a story, crystal clear.

So raise your voice for this digital odyssey,
A wild ride through a land of fantasy.
In GTA V, every path you pave,
Crafts tales of cunning, bold and brave.
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Grand Theft Auto V, or as I call it, 'Crime Simulator: The Midlife Crisis Edition.' The story's about as fresh as last week's stew - a bunch of guys throwing tantrums bigger than their heists. The world? A playground for wannabe gangsters and real-life trolls. It's like a magnet for the worst humanity offers, both in-game and online. And the missions – repetitive capers that feel like a bard retelling the same bad story. The characters? As endearing as a grumpy ogre with a toothache. Give me an epic quest, a real challenge, not playing errand boy for petty crooks in a concrete jungle. Perfect if your idea of fun is mindless destruction and listening to NPC's spew the same lines since 2013.

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