Grand Theft Auto 5

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Grand Theft Auto 5

Release Date: 17/09/2013

Developer: Rockstar Games | Publisher: Rockstar Games

Genres: Adventure Multiplayer Online Game Open World Shooter

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Melodies & Mockeries: Two Perspectives


In this section, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls — the jolly Gurg and the angry Grundle — share their thoughts on Grand Theft Auto 5.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
Harken to the tale of Los Santos, wide,
Where Grand Theft Auto's legends reside.
A city vast, where dreams and dangers dance,
In streets of shadow, chance and circumstance.

Here, three souls weave their disparate fate,
Through heists and hustle, against a state.
Michael, Franklin, Trevor – names well known,
In this sprawling urban throne.

Fast cars roar, as neon lights flicker and blaze,
In this realm of nights and sun-scorched days.
From Vinewood's hills to the bustling pier,
Each corner holds a story, crystal clear.

So raise your voice for this digital odyssey,
A wild ride through a land of fantasy.
In GTA V, every path you pave,
Crafts tales of cunning, bold and brave.
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Grand Theft Auto V, or as I call it, 'Crime Simulator: The Midlife Crisis Edition.' The story's about as fresh as last week's stew - a bunch of guys throwing tantrums bigger than their heists. The world? A playground for wannabe gangsters and real-life trolls. It's like a magnet for the worst humanity offers, both in-game and online. And the missions – repetitive capers that feel like a bard retelling the same bad story. The characters? As endearing as a grumpy ogre with a toothache. Give me an epic quest, a real challenge, not playing errand boy for petty crooks in a concrete jungle. Perfect if your idea of fun is mindless destruction and listening to NPC's spew the same lines since 2013.

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