Elden Ring

Elden Ring, a vast, open world filled with the same masochistic gameplay that made Dark Souls 'famous.' They say it's more accessible, which is like saying a mountain is easier to climb if it's only 99% vertical. The lore's as convoluted as an aristocrat's promise; the storytelling are cryptic ramblings that make less sense than a drunk goblin. The bosses are like angry mountain giants awoken from a deep, long slumber. Prepare to die, respawn, and repeat until you question your life choices. The graphics? Pretty, like a poisonous flower in my old swamp. This game is perfect for those who enjoy wandering aimlessly, getting annihilated by the same overpowered dragon, and calling it 'epic storytelling.'