Hear ye, hear ye, of Warzone's fierce fray,
Call of Duty where only the cunning will stay.
In the grand dance of a battle royale,
It's a test of wit, skill, and morale.
Skyward they leap, then to the ground they dash,
Scouring for gear, in a frantic mad clash.
In maps' wilds, survival's the theme,
In this treacherous game, a soloist's dream.
A circle shrinks, the tension, it mounts,
Each decision, each step, every second counts.
So here's to Warzone, where heroes are born,
In the land of the last, a legend is sworn!
The Angry Troll
Call of Duty: Warzone, or as I like to call it, Glitch Fest: The Lag Saga. It's a battle royale where the real fight is against janky servers and players moonwalking through walls. This is just hide-and-seek with fancy boomsticks. And the teamwork? Please, I've seen better coordination in a goblin food fight. Dropping from the sky only to be sniped by a camper? I'd rather wrestle with a grumpy dragon on a Monday morning. And cheaters? They're like a bad rash in this game, just keeps spreading. It's the perfect game if you enjoy shouting at your screen more than actually playing. Real warriors don't need parachutes, just a good, solid club and the guts to swing it!