Clash Royale

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Clash Royale

Release Date: 02/03/2016

Developer: Supercell | Publisher: Supercell

Genres: Digital Collectible Card Game MOBA Mobile Multiplayer Online Game Real-Time Strategy Strategy Tower Defense

Platforms:

Official Website |   View on App Store   |   View on Google Play  

Melodies & Mockeries: Two Perspectives


In this section, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls — the jolly Gurg and the angry Grundle — share their thoughts on Clash Royale.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
In the land of mobile, a battle brews,
Clash Royale, where strategy ensues.
A game of decks, cards cast with flair,
In arenas grand, challengers dare.

Knights, dragons, and kings of old,
Each card played, a story told.
Towers stand, then fall to might,
In these swift duels, a thrilling sight.

With every match, a test of mind,
A dance of tactics, uniquely designed.
Elixir flows like the river's rush,
In this game of skill, a royal flush.

So here's to Clash Royale, a game so keen,
In the pocket kingdom of strategy, it reigns supreme!
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Clash Royale? Oh, you mean Cash Royale. It's like someone took a fun idea, drowned it in mud bath of greed, and said 'Eureka!' You collect cards at the pace of a glacier unless you're dropping gold faster than someone who tried to cross one of my old bridges. I’d rather invest in a dragon's retirement fund! The strategy? As deep as a puddle in the desert realm. Every match feels like déjà vu with a side of lag. Don't even get me started on the matchmaking - it's like a cruel joke told by a rich uncle. Perfect if you enjoy the thrill of victory being snatched away by someone's credit card. Give me the open field, a hefty club, and a worthy opponent, not this digital tomfoolery with its pretend glory.

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