Gather 'round, for a tale of cosmic trails,
Of Honkai: Star Rail, where adventure prevails.
In starlit realms, where dreams take flight,
Heroes embark on a celestial sight.
Across galaxies vast, through time's embrace,
Brave souls journey in this interstellar race.
With powers untold and mysteries deep,
The stars a guide, their promises to keep.
In battles fierce, against forces unknown,
Through nebulae and voids, their courage has grown.
Aboard the Astral Express, destiny's call,
They ride the star rails, undaunted by fall.
So, here's to the wanderers in the cosmic ballet,
In the dance of the cosmos, they find their way.
With spirits alight in the stardust's glow,
In Honkai: Star Rail, through the heavens they go.
The Angry Troll
Honkai: Star Rail? Riding the stars, eh? Last I checked, adventures were on the ground, not gallivanting in space like a lost pixie. It's a turn-based strategy that's as strategic as flipping a coin. The plot's a tangled mess of sci-fi jargon and anime tropes, more tangled than a forest wizard's beard. The characters? Glossy-eyed dolls with about as much personality as a cardboard cutout. And let's talk about the 'strategy' – it's about as deep as a kiddie pool. Plus, the gacha system? It's like throwing money into a black hole, hoping for a star. Perfect for those who love pretty graphics with the substance of a soap bubble.