Fortnite

Fortnite? What's this nonsense? Running around, building forts like a bunch of overexcited goblins with blocks? A community composed of a delightful mix of wannabes and screamin' younglings. And the fighting – it's like a fairy slap-fest, not a proper battle. Where's the thunderous clash of axes, the roar of dragons? This is just hopscotch with guns. And the dancing – oh, by the gods, the dancing! I've seen more dignity in a drunken gnome. Plus, the costumes! It's like a mad jester's wardrobe exploded. Give me a real, gritty skirmish, not this circus of skydiving clowns and rainbow shotguns. At least when I roar, it's not about who shot me with a glitter cannon!