In galaxies far, 'neath stars that burn,
Star Wars Jedi: Survivor takes its turn.
A tale of light, of darkness, too,
In force's grip, a saga true.
Cal Kestis, Jedi, his path unwinds,
Through starlit realms and Empire's binds.
With lightsaber's hum and force's call,
Against great odds, he stands tall.
In battles fierce, in quiet lore,
He seeks the wisdom of before.
From planets distant, to ruins old,
His journey brave, his spirit bold.
So sing we now, this starry tale,
Where courage, hope, against evil prevail.
In Jedi Survivor, destinies unfurled,
A beacon of light in a vast galaxy world.
The Angry Troll
Star Wars Jedi: Survivor? Oh, the irony. A title surviving solely on the 'Star Wars' brand. The Force may be strong in the galaxy, but it's on life support here. I'd rather listen to Jar Jar Binks do slam poetry than slog through another contrived 'chosen one' storyline. The protagonist's as memorable as the third Ewok from the left in Return of the Jedi. If I wanted a snooze fest in a galaxy far, far away, I'd rewatch The Phantom Menace. This game's about as thrilling as watching paint dry on the Death Star. It’s less ‘galactic adventure’ and more ‘space-themed checklist simulator.'