Red Dead Redemption 2

Red Dead Redemption 2? More like ‘Boredom Simulator 1899’. They nailed the Wild West setting – if the Wild West was 95% riding a horse to nowhere and 5% accidentally bumping into someone and starting a shootout. Want to feel like a cowboy? Hope you like brushing horses and eating beans. The story’s great if you can stay awake through the endless riding. And don't get me started on the ‘realism’. I didn’t know I wanted to simulate tuberculosis in a game, but here we are. This game is a virtual midlife crisis on horseback. There's no redemption here. Honestly, I've seen tumbleweeds with more charisma.