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Release Date: 26/10/2018

Developer: Rockstar Games | Publisher: Rockstar Games

Genres: Action Adventure Open World

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Behold, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls! The cheerful Gurg and the irritable Grundle — together they bring songs of praise and mutterings of discontent about Red Dead Redemption 2.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
In lands where the wild west reigns,
Red Dead Redemption calls, unchains.
A tale of outlaws, honor, fate,
In open plains, their stories wait.

Arthur Morgan, a name so bold,
Through his eyes, a saga told.
Mountains high and valleys deep,
Secrets kept, promises to keep.

Bandits, sheriffs, duels at noon,
Under the watchful eye of moon.
Each ride, a story, each town, a song,
In this world, we all belong.

So hear the tale of redemption's ride,
Where hearts are tested, wide and wide.
In Rockstar's realm, so vast, so free,
Lives the spirit of the wild, the untamed, the free.
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Red Dead Redemption 2? More like ‘Boredom Simulator 1899’. They nailed the Wild West setting – if the Wild West was 95% riding a horse to nowhere and 5% accidentally bumping into someone and starting a shootout. Want to feel like a cowboy? Hope you like brushing horses and eating beans. The story’s great if you can stay awake through the endless riding. And don't get me started on the ‘realism’. I didn’t know I wanted to simulate tuberculosis in a game, but here we are. This game is a virtual midlife crisis on horseback. There's no redemption here. Honestly, I've seen tumbleweeds with more charisma.

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