Don’t Starve Together

Don't Starve Together? More like 'Don't Lose Your Sanity Alone.' What's this? A bunch of skinny runts scurrying around, picking berries and running from shadows? Ha! Where's the fun in that? It's like a bad day in the woods, but with more despair. And the so-called "survival"? You spend half your time picking berries like a lost forager and the other half running from shadows because someone thought that was amusing. The graphics look like a gothic children's book, if the book was also trying to kill you. Co-op? Sure, if you enjoy watching your friends descend into madness in real-time. And the constant updates? It's like slapping new paint on a car that's already hurtling off a cliff. Perfect if your idea of bonding is shared misery and confusion. At least when I feast, it's not on seeds and desperation!