Hearthstone Waystone

Hearthstone.. it's a card game where you don't even get to feel the cards! Where's the fun in that? It's just a digital simulation where adventure ends in a pile of RNG. It's like playing poker, but every hand is a wild card, and your opponent always seems to draw better. The balance? Non-existent. It's a minecoaster of overpowered cards followed by nerfs so hard they make the card vanish from existence. The strategy is as deep as a puddle, and the meta shifts faster than a harpy on a wild chase. Perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of gambling gems without the excitement of winning actual gold and with all the frustration of a rigged carnival game. At least when I play a game, I want to feel like I'm in the game, not just shuffling fancy drawings of other people having all the fun!