Fallout 76

Fallout 76. Hmph. It's the gaming equivalent of tripping into a radioactive mud bath. Bethesda promised a vast open world but delivered a wasteland in more ways than one. It's emptier than a dark wizard's promises, with bugs more resilient than the cockroaches in-game. The multiplayer? A great place to meet people who make you wish for a real apocalypse. And the updates – slapping band-aids on a crossbow wound. And what’s with all the scavenging? I get more excitement rummaging through a goblin’s trash heap. It's perfect for those who love server crashes and the charm of a post-nuclear world minus any of the fun or, you know, actual players.