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Release Date: 02/08/2012

Developer: Supercell | Publisher: Supercell

Genres: Mobile Multiplayer Online Game Real-Time Strategy Strategy

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Behold, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls! The cheerful Gurg and the irritable Grundle — together they bring songs of praise and mutterings of discontent about Clash of Clans.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
In the world of screens, small and bright,
Clash of Clans shines, a strategist's delight.
A village to build, an army to train,
In this realm of clash, wit is the main.

Barbarians brave and wizards wise,
Under digital skies, your empire lies.
Raiding and defending, a merry war game,
Each battle a step in the hall of fame.

With clans as kin, in unity they stand,
Crafting courses of action, hand in hand.
In this world of fantasy, so grand and vast,
It's not just a game, but a bond that lasts.

So here's to Clash, with its charm and fans,
A merry world of clashing clans!
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Clash of Clans? More like Cash of Clans. It's the digital equivalent of a money pit where strategy goes to die. And the waiting, by the hairy toes of a giant! You build a village at the speed of a snail on sedatives unless you shell out some real gold. The battles? Oh, they're as tactical as throwing darts blindfolded. And the ‘clan’ part? Just a bunch of strangers tossing emojis while their real-life social skills wither. Graphics are cartoonish, like watching a kids' show with an aggressive in-app purchase agenda. Build, wait, attack, repeat – if I wanted that kind of monotony, I'd listen to an elf recite poetry.

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