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Release Date: 13/09/2019

Developer: Gearbox Software | Publisher: 2K

Genres: Action RPG FPS Looter Shooter Online Co-Op Open World


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Melodies & Mockeries

Behold, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls! The cheerful Gurg and the irritable Grundle — together they bring songs of praise and mutterings of discontent about Borderlands 3.

The Jolly Troll
Oh, tales of Borderlands, I'll sing with glee,
Of vaults and bandits wild and free.
In lands where mayhem is the creed,
Heroes rise in time of need.

Vault Hunters brave, with hearts so bold,
Seek treasures vast and secrets old.
From Pandora's wastes to Eden's skies,
They conquer foes and claim their prize.

With wit and charm, they weave their fate,
In battles grand, they demonstrate.
So heed my song, and join the quest,
For in these lands, we find our best.

To Borderlands 3, a toast we raise,
In chaos' heart, we spend our days!
The Angry Troll
Oh, Borderlands 3? What a delightful mess of a game. Sure, it's got all the guns and humor, but let's talk about those vault hunters. They couldn't navigate a cave, let alone a galaxy! And the villains? Pfft, more like pantomime clowns than actual threats. The story drags on like a goblin's bedtime tale—tedious and predictable. And don't get me started on the loot system. I've seen better treasures in a dragon's litter box. If you're into endless grinding and recycled jokes, then by all means, enjoy. But for this troll, it's just a sparkly pile of mediocrity.

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