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Release Date: 02/06/2020

Developer: Riot Games | Publisher: Riot Games

Genres: Action FPS Free-to-Play Multiplayer Online Game PvP Tactical Shooter

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Behold, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls! The cheerful Gurg and the irritable Grundle — together they bring songs of praise and mutterings of discontent about VALORANT.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
In realms of future, bright and bold,
Valorant tales are valiantly told.
Where agents clash, in fierce array,
With powers grand, they join the fray.

From distant lands, they gather near,
With unique skills, they show no fear.
In battles fierce, on maps so vast,
Each round, a memory, forever cast.

Spike in hand, the clock ticks down,
In every plant, a new renown.
Through Haven, Bind, and Split's domain,
Calculated minds, their wins attain.

In tactical dance, strategies thrive,
In Valorant's realm, the skilled survive.
Where every shot, and every plan,
Crafts the legend of valor's clan.
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Valorant? Tried it out, hoping for a fresh shooter experience, and what did I get? An unholy cocktail of characters ripped from rejected superhero comics. Here’s a game trying so hard to be edgy and cool, it ends up tripping over its own shoelaces. The characters? A bland parade of stereotypes with as much depth as a orc's philosophy class. Gameplay? You spend more time staring at loading screens and lobby countdowns than actually playing. And when you do get into a game, it's like a hide-and-seek contest with guns - if hide-and-seek was played by overcaffeinated goblins. Oh joy, a symphony of keyboard warriors and microphone screamers. Valorant: where they mashed together every popular FPS, hoping for a masterpiece but ended up with a Frankenstein monster of mediocrity.

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