Subnautica

Subnautica? You spend half your time feeling like a lost goldfish in an ocean-sized bowl. Crafting? More like endless scavenger hunts for the ocean's junk. The terror of deep waters? Pfft, my mud baths are scarier. It's like they gave up halfway on the graphics and said, 'Eh, it's underwater, no one will notice.' Spoiler: we did. And don't get me started on the story - it's thinner than watered-down soup. You'd think being stranded on an alien planet would be exciting, but nope, it's just swim, collect, repeat. I've seen more action in a kiddie pool. Dive into an alien ocean they said; it’ll be a grand adventure! Well, it's just wetter discount Minecraft with angrier fish. If I wanted to hold my breath while being chased, I'd dodge angry humans. At least they won’t nibble on my fins.