Guild Wars 2

Guild Wars 2, the MMO where excitement goes to retire. What's this, an endless parade of armor-clad heroes prancing around, solving everyone's problems? It's like a fairytale gone wrong, but without the good parts. And the battles – where's the blood, the guts, the glory? It’s just a bunch of sparkly magic and clanging metal. The combat? It's like a jester dancing ballet while juggling swords – looks fancy but leaves you dizzy. The community's great if you enjoy chatting with people who've been doing the same quest for the past five years. The teamwork? It's like a band of elves singing Kumbaya. Give me a real, gritty fight, not this choreographed dance of swords and spells. At least when I fight, it's not for badges and pats on the back!