Gather around, for a tale most frightful,
Dead by Daylight, a saga so delightful.
In realms where shadows rule and killers roam,
Survivors tread in fear, far from home.
With heartbeats echoing, suspense does swell,
Each corner turned, a new story to tell.
A game of cat and mouse, a twisted delight,
Where survival is the ultimate fight.
Magic in strategy, in cunning, and in fear,
Each escape a triumph, every capture, a tear.
So let's celebrate this dance with the dark,
Where bravery shines, leaving its mark.
In Dead by Daylight's thrilling night,
We find chance, terror, and delight!
The Angry Troll
Dead by Daylight, or as I call it, Dead Bored by Twilight. It's a hide-and-seek game where fun goes to get hooked and sacrificed. You either play as a killer with the grace of a drunken dwarf or a survivor with the stealth of a lumbering ogre. The matches? As repetitive as a broken record. Don't get me started on the balance - it swings more than a pendulum in a clock shop. And the bugs? It's like they built this thing in my swamp. Give me a straight-up sword fight any day, not this hide-and-go-screech nonsense with fancy lights and cheap thrills.