DARK SOULS: REMASTERED Waystone

Dark Souls: Remastered, aka 'Masochism Simulator 101: V2.' It's like the devs thought fun meant dying a thousand deaths in the most infuriating ways possible. The difficulty? Less 'challenging' and more 'why do I bother?' The story's as clear as mud, with lore scattered like breadcrumbs for starved pigeons. And don't get me started on the hitboxes - I've seen more fairness in a rigged carnival game. It's the kind of game where you brag about beating it just to hide the tears. Perfect if you like your self-esteem crushed more thoroughly than a grape in a wine press. Sure, the monsters are big, but where's the joy in defeating them when it feels like wrestling a mountain? You call that difficulty? Ha! This is just a fancied-up game of "try not to fall off the bridge".