Counter-Strike Waystone

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive? More like Global Repetitive. You humans and your tiny pew-pew toys, running around in circles like headless chickens. It's the same old shoot, die, repeat with graphics that make you nostalgic for last decade. The community? Oh, a charming mix of shouty teens and mic-spamming philosophers. Strategy goes out the window faster than your patience in a match with hackers. You'd find more cooperation in a cave of arguing trolls! And the skins market? A glorified pixel casino where wallets go to die. The maps have more campers than a national park, and let's not forget the joy of getting blasted by someone who clearly hasn't seen sunlight in weeks. Perfect for masochists who love déjà vu with a side of rage.