Stellaris

Stellaris? They promised a grand space strategy, but half the time it's just spreadsheet management in the vast void of space. You spend hours playing cosmic puppet master, only to realize you've achieved less than a sloth on a lazy Sunday. The game's depth is an illusion, like a pixie's promises. It's as engaging as a staring contest with a cavewall. And don't get me started on the combat. If I wanted to watch slow, unresponsive blobs clash, I'd throw jelly at a wall. t's like someone said, 'Hey, you know what's fun? Endless menus and micromanaging resources until your eyes glaze over.' If boredom was a galaxy, Stellaris would be its black hole, sucking all fun out of the universe.