In Elyos' land, where legends are born,
Fire Emblem Engage awakens the morn.
With echoes of heroes from ages untold,
Their spirits in rings of power and gold.
On chessboard fields, the brave take their stance,
In a dance of strategy, steel, and chance.
Friendships forged in the heat of the fray,
Guiding each move in this grand ballet.
Each chapter unfolds a new twist of fate,
Where courage and cunning can change the state.
In this grand epic where heroes entwine,
Loyalties tested by the sands of time.
So raise your banner, let your story engage,
In the timeless journey of Fire Emblem's stage.
The Angry Troll
Fire Emblem Engage? More like Fire Emblem Enrage. It's a strategy game that tests your patience more than your tactics. The plot's thinner than a rice cake - something about saving the world, blah blah, been there, done that. The characters? It's all too prim and proper, like a dance at the elf king’s court. And the strategy – it's like watching a snail navigate a maze. Slow, predictable, and puts you to sleep faster than a fairy's lullaby. Plus, all that talking! I’ve heard less chatter in a parrot shop. Give me a good old-fashioned brawl, not a tiptoe through tactical tulips with overly dramatic heroes.