Fire Emblem Engage Waystone

Fire Emblem Engage? More like Fire Emblem Enrage. It's a strategy game that tests your patience more than your tactics. The plot's thinner than a rice cake - something about saving the world, blah blah, been there, done that. The characters? It's all too prim and proper, like a dance at the elf king’s court. And the strategy – it's like watching a snail navigate a maze. Slow, predictable, and puts you to sleep faster than a fairy's lullaby. Plus, all that talking! I’ve heard less chatter in a parrot shop. Give me a good old-fashioned brawl, not a tiptoe through tactical tulips with overly dramatic heroes.