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Stardew Valley Canon

Release Date: 26/02/2016

Developer: Eric Barone; The Secret Police Limited; ConcernedApe | Publisher: ConcernedApe

Genres: Indie Life Simulation RPG

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Melodies & Mockeries


Behold, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls! The cheerful Gurg and the irritable Grundle — together they bring songs of praise and mutterings of discontent about Stardew Valley.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
In Stardew's Valley, lush and wide,
A tale of toil and joy doth bide.
From city's gray to pastures green,
Seeking life more calm, serene.

With hoe and seed, the land we till,
Through seasons' turn, by stream and hill.
Chickens cluck and cows do moo,
In this peaceful world, we start anew.

Friendships bloom like spring's first flower,
In Pelican Town, each day an hour.
Mining deep, fishing by day,
In Stardew's rhythm, hearts do sway.

So raise a glass to simple pleasures,
For in this valley, lie life's true treasures.
In Stardew's land, under sky so blue,
We find our hearts, steadfast and true.
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Ah, Stardew Valley, the game where escaping corporate drudgery leads to... farming. Because nothing says 'thrilling gameplay' like watering virtual parsnips. You trade in your cubicle for a digital hoe and start living the 'simple life', which apparently includes befriending pixelated townsfolk who have the personality of a soggy bread loaf. And let's not forget the 'exciting' process of watching mud dry, I mean, crops grow. It's like Animal Crossing if it lost its charm and decided to take up agriculture. If I wanted to experience mundane rural life, I'd visit my uncle’s farm and save the bandwidth.

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