Final Fantasy XIV Online

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Final Fantasy XIV Online

Release Date: 18/02/2014

Developer: Square Enix | Publisher: Square Enix

Genres: Adventure MMO RPG

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Melodies & Mockeries: Two Perspectives


In this section, High Ground Gaming's resident trolls — the jolly Gurg and the angry Grundle — share their thoughts on Final Fantasy XIV Online.

Gurg
The Jolly Troll
In Eorzea's realm, where magic dances in the air,
Lies the epic saga of Final Fantasy XIV, a tale beyond compare.
A world so vast, where dreams and reality entwine,
Heroes gather in camaraderie, their destinies align.

In cities grand and landscapes wide,
Adventurers journey side by side.
Battles fierce with dragons soar,
Epic quests, folklore, and more.

Through trials and dungeons deep and dark,
Their light outshines the bleakest mark.
In this online realm, friendships bloom,
In taverns' warmth, away from gloom.

Final Fantasy XIV, where hearts unite,
In this digital expanse, heroes ignite.
A symphony of stories, in harmony sung,
In this world of wonder, we are forever young.
Grundle
The Angry Troll
Final Fantasy Online? More like Final Fantasy: Overdone. It’s a mishmash of every fantasy trope stuffed into an MMO like a Thanksgiving turkey. You’ve got your elves, cat people, and more spiky-haired protagonists than you can shake a stick at. It's like a fairy's dream gone mad. The grinding? Oh, it’s endless. Like doing your taxes but with more dragons. The story’s so bloated, it makes a soap opera look like a haiku. And the community? A blend of elitists and cosplayers who take role-playing way too seriously. It's perfect for those who fancy spending hours on end doing chores while dressed as a wizard. Give me real action, not this prancing in a pixelated parade of pretense!

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